The Napa River Inn, located right near beautiful downtown Napa, has some great summer packages. Check out their Girls Gone Wine trip, which, apart from the totally icky name and slightly odd marketing, sounds pretty great. Check it out:

Girls Gone Wine!

For girlfriends looking for a fun getaway in Northern California’s beautiful Napa Valley, lush with world-class wineries, restaurants, spas and activities, the Girls Gone Wine! package is a perfect option. Designed to enhance one’s wine experience, this package is full of winery excursions, great cuisine and plenty of time for girl talk. Four girlfriends will enjoy two nights in a guest room with two double beds.

In addition, guests can choose to add on a shopping excursion at Cake Plate, downtown Napa’s trendy shopping boutique full of the hottest fashions.  The Girls Gone Wine shopping excursion at Cake Plate includes the assistance of personal shopper and plenty of champagne and fresh baked cupcakes. Guests booking this package may also enjoy exclusive discounts at Napa Massage and Body Care such as a 15 minute add-on to any massage or a complimentary brow wax with any facial. Once the getaway comes to a close, guests will be given a “Wine Girl” t-shirt as a take home memento.

The Girls Gone Wine package, from $199 per person for two nights based on quadruple occupancy, is available through July 31 and includes:

· Two nights for four people in a guest room with two double beds

· Complimentary bottle of Sophia Coppola sparkling wine upon arrival

· Catered breakfast from Sweetie Pie’s Bakery each morning delivered to the guest room.

· Reserved VIP table and complimentary cover charge at SILO’s Jazz Club

· Full-day wineries excursion with transportation and picnic lunch from Platypus Tours**

· Exclusive discounts to Cake Plate clothing boutique and personal shoppers**

· VIP coupon books at the Napa Premium Outlets

· Exclusive discounts at Napa Massage and Body Care

· Complimentary “Wine Girl” shirt upon departure

You know, I love alcohol and cupcakes and breakfast in bed as much as the next lady. But seriously, do you really need to offer me a brow wax and time for “girl talk” to sucker me into it? Probably not.