I’m Gonna Get You, Sucka… DELL!
July 18th, 2008 by StephaniePlease, ask me what I’m up to this illustrious morning. I’ll tell you–trying to get a replacement Dell computer. Ask me why? Cuz the new one I just bought broke. It was a total hard drive failure… the SECOND one I’ve had in as many Dell computers as I’ve had. That’s two for you English majors.
I get on the phone with technical support, and travel virtually all over the world– India, Philippines… what a travel Diva! They all tell me that I am speaking to the wrong person and need to be transferred. They all, without exception, HANG UP ON ME!
Unbelievable. Now I try to do this thang online. Funny how my old, ancient computer can’t handle all their flashy graphics. It takes forever to load Hell.com, oh, I mean Dell, and when I finally get the privilege of entering my service tag (god forbid one does anything with Dell without a query for numerical information ten minutes long), it tells me, and I quote:
“Our records indicate that your service tag belongs to a system that was purchased outside the United States.”
Excuse me? I live in California!
I’m still on hold right now, their heavy-on-the-xylophone wait music pounding into my brain…
Lord, saints preserve us– they just hung up on me AGAIN trying to transfer me to a supervisor… I’m SO gonna get you, SUCKA!
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Hey, very interesting Column blog, check out my smalpe of of our Cartoon titled, “The Strike Forced Director” by Phillip & Friends, msybe some of yo are interested in joining or learning about Phillip & Friends jsut aske “HOLLYWOOD, HOLLYWOOD CITY, the old HOOD”, well, I’m in Seattle with another attempt to leave the Country and my tradion in Seattle was and still is to leave sometype of artisitic works with my intention to makw that imapct that YES, I still EXIST, although I am and obstructed Artist and probably one of the few artists any of you will very actually communicate with that has been “BLACK LISTED” by the Authorities in this Country, while I was in Seattle, I thought because of my personal productive and innovatiely gainful contributions to the ART WORLD, and the WEST COAST Art & Entertaintment Communities, things might be different in terms f me not being obstructed form producing my art and entertainment material that had won a number of Industry awrads around the GLOBE, yes, I can be descibed as a Historical small colege football player, acclaimed model, adopted writer and producer of a number of artistic Masterpieces and experienced method actor/actress???, the Big Qeuestion, so, NO I COULD NOT FINISH a simle art project because I have been seriously obstructed with yet anther successful career, the art piece was not deragatory or would compromise any persons liberties, it was and still is a charcol portrait collage, I had spent many mnths in the City of New Yrok collecting those brown lunch bags form those food and emmergecny service organizations that assist the impovershed and homeless which I have been faced with after being forced illegally ot of my residence and employment in new york, so, I finally came to a realization that the male leadership is hopeless, they identify with my football achievments but do not identify with me and a person “I am a true liberal and can be to the exztreme left without losing touhc with or forefathers beliefs as to why we are here, yes, I mean here on the eath!!! that’s anothr reason that lead our forefathers to eplore and claim this land America!! Was thier beliefs as to why we are here, so, to make a lomg story short, I and as far left as a person can go without compormising our forefathers beleifs, as to why we are HERE! The main and foremost reason QWE ARE HERE, is to evolve the human race in a humane way, manner and method! FACT !!!, So, I tried to fulfill our tradition by attempting to complete this Charcol Portrait Collage I describe the project to be again collecting those food bags from these emnergency serive organizations in New York such as Mid Night Run adn Coalition for the Homeless, I did collect a numr of bags a couple were stolen one created by Mid Night Run staff me,ber Ericka with a arrow and heart in crayon , I did send them an eamil asking them if they could speak to Ericka and if she could recreate anther bag and have Mid Night Run bring it to me on therir next food and clothing run int the City, again NO response! I did write and work on some Bit’s and Skits in Seattle and wirte the sample frame I have at the Blogspot listed above Fastphil43scores15ts@blogspot.com which I was even obstructed form editing the entire content but the ruff draft gives you all an idea what the ficticious Commic Strip titled “the Strike Force Director” is about, yes, I have done since the early 1960’s until 1972 all sorts of artistic and eneratinemtn work in Seattle from G rated Content “Genral Audience” to R rated “Mature” to X rated Adult from fiction to non fiction and have won Industry Awrads in all areas of the Industry yes even X rated Adult work a number of film shorts but again I never was able to ovecome the obstacles to bring thse award winnig film shorts to anthjer level such as a full lenthg and full featured Adutl film, many people wanted to I know our adult material would win another SEll Out and Awadr Winning Film but obstructed again and the public wanted the new and innovative Adutl Matreail say’s and proven in Market Research Methodologies “Surveys”, and many of my art works projects even the G content which most of my art work consisted of “Like an Andy Wharhol type or artist and many of the art projects were never completed until we formed and organization titled Phillip & Friends who are responsible with completing a number of exceptional art and entertainment projects and bring my art materila to another level with the understnading that they exist because of my “BLACK LISTINGS” by the Authorities, so, send me an email at phillipbianco@yahoo.com. oh, hey by the why my frist wife who was also a petiti model “me too” her name is Stephanie and the methaphor is the last painting I painting duirng 1987 was a portrait of her, thanks, turely yours, Phillip