Oh Divas, grab your calendars and make sure all your toys have batteries, because this Valentine’s Day, there are tons of special packages where you can enjoy, well, you special someon’s package!

Let’s start with my personal favorite: S Factor. This striptease and pole dancing fitness and fun-ness studio for women (I’m a Level 2) is offering a special Valentine’s Day Lap Dance Workshop. Fun! The LA, New York and San Francisco studios are all about the special 90 minute lap dance classes. Also, check the S Factor Shop for g-string and other Valentine’s specials.

Moving on, W Hotels Feel the Wuv Packages combine sass and class. Now through August 5, 2007, guests worldwide will enjoy this wild package, complete with champagne and chocolates, Jimmyjane "Wink" blindfold (ooh la la!), Red Envelope "Get Lucky" dice, an extra late check-out time of 2 pm, and a 24/7 Passioneer at their disposal. Sadly, a Passioneer can’t go all the way per se, but they are trained and ready to, "grant any wish and create personalized experiences this Valentine’s Day or any day of the year…Passioneers are on call 24/7 at every W Hotel around the world," promises W Hotels President Ross Klein. Say, could he be a Passioneer, too? From hammocks to in-room massages, take Valentine’s Day to the next level and let W Hotels put you in the mood!

Below are other offers that have found their way to my desk. I cannot vouch for any of the below: 

In other naughty news, Boston boutique Hotel 140 is offering half-priced rates for Valentine’s Day. This Back Bay area hotel’s offer includes dinner, theater tickets and an overnight stay in downtown Boston for only $159!

The Cable Beach Resort & Crystal Palace Casino, Nassau, Bahamas, is also offering a Valentine’s Day Sweethearts’ Getaway Package:

-5 day/4 night stay with the 4th night free, breakfast for 2, champagne and strawberries, packages start at $225 per person.

Take a cruise on Lake Tahoe this Valentine’s Day aboard the M.S. Dixie II on its Sweetheart Cruise from 6:30-10 pm. A four-course meal, long stemmed rose, a bottle of Mumm Champagne, souvenir toasting glasses and live music set the right mood. $89 per person, $29 per child but hopefully everyone will leave theirs home…?

Other Valentiney offers can be found at posh Meadowood Resort in Napa with its Valentine’s Cabaret Getaway and The Art of Romance package all this month.

Gorgeous Monterey County has a slew of packages for two. 

Heavenly Ski Resort in Lake Tahoe hosts an annual Sweetheart Race where you can "race with or for that extra special someone in your life for a chance to win fabulous prizes" including a diamond pendant.

Finally, WealthyMen.com contacted me to inform me that they are a great place to find that special someone. I’m not even sure what to say about this site. No stone should go unturned, perhaps??  

Personally, I think we should all be using AirTroductions—a matchmaking service at 35,000 feet!